The freshman 15 is an actual theory that some surveying type person invested time and money into that states a majority of college students will gain 15 pounds in their first year of school. There are a few reasons why this theory seems to be true. One of them being, most of the freshman are away from their parents for the first time and can eat whatever and whenever they want.
Sounds pretty accurate, RIGHT?
Well I have another theory to add to this study.....
I'm calling mine the old lady 6-pack. Mine has nothing to do with being away from home nor does it have anything to do with eating whatever or whenever I want. It does have to do with a non traditional freshman gaining weight and needing someone to give it a ridiculous title. I'm sure it's going to need some fancy surveying person to invest their money into my time to work out the logistics on this one. It is definitely more complicated than an old woman who likes beer and has found that logarithm and continuously compounding interest makes more sense after a few of them have been consumed. There will probably need to be extensive testing done on the reason why World War I and World War II take shape in this subjects mind very clearly after a bag of reduced fat cheez its and a frosty bottle have been opened.
Now where does one find a fancy, surveying type person to do this?
Oh I know!
CRAIGS LIST!
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