Hannah - (running in from outside screaming and whaling around the room) I FELL OFF MY SCOOTER AND CAN'T BEND MY ELBOW!!! did you get the full effect with all caps and bold??
me - well did you try to bend it?
Hannah - NO BECAUSE IT HURTS TOO BAD!
me - so how do you know you can't bend it??
Hannah - MOM, I THINK I MIGHT NEED THE ORTHOPEDIST!!!
HMMM.....can we say Academy Award winner.
me - let me look at it girl
me - no orthopedist, just some Neosprin and a band aid.
Hannah - STITCHES?!!!
me - no child, NEOSPRIN.
Hannah - can I watch you put the band aid on it?
me - you might not want to, you know with all the blood and stuff :)
Hannah - BLOOD, YOU SAID NO STITCHES!
me - I'm already done, let's wash your face and get some water.
Hannah - OK, can you wash my face and help me drink my water, I can't bend my arm remember?
me - SIGH.... of course, after I clean up all your skin and blood of my floor :)
Don't worry after I finished torturing her, I gave her ice cream.
And let me tell you home girl could bend that arm for the creamy goodness of Breyers Cookies and Cream, All Natural of course.