me: son, make sure you read the directions on the label.
son: MOM, I know what I'm doing!!
me: I'll be outside if you need me.
(45 seconds later)
son: MOMMMMM I need you!!!
(as he stands there calling my name black smoke is billowing out of my front door)
me: SON, what happened???
son: UMMM, I guess I should of read the directions :)
This was one of the days when that boy needed to feel lucky he is so cute and that I've spent a small fortune on his mouth because I caught myself googling how many teens REALLY do make it to adulthood alive......