if they only knew

As I'm walking from class to class, I'm sometimes surprised by what comes out of the mouths of some of these college kids.....

~true story, I don't remember last night, at all, like don't remember anything~

~ Clara, girl, you know I'm not violent but he deserved it~

~ I mean really the professor is ridiculous, we had to read all the chapters he listed on the syllabus to pass the test!~

~ my dad said no more charges for my nails, he said it not a NECESSITY!~


and my all time favorite which never gets old to hear...

~ dude where's my car?~